without an f a

life is a

lie

no eternal

without the

ephemeral

no flame without

the lame

no afro

without Africa

no phantom limb

phenomenon

without an f

a life is

a lie

without feeling

you are reeling

there’s no

heaved up to

Heaven above

without falling

down to

Hell

be

low

doncha know

and

without Dante

there is no

inferno

without the Simpsons

there’s no Ned Flanders

without KFC there’s no

Colonel Sanders

without falafel

there’s no falafel wrap

without the fixings

there’s no faxing

no farting

nor

ralphing

no fun facts

nor favorite

acts

without an f

it wouldn’t even be

funny

fuzzy

Fozzy

floozy

without an f

a life

is

a

lie

there is no fortitude

without fears to

face

eye do daresay

there would be not be a

place

without fee

phi

fo

fum

there is no blood

of an

eng

lish

man

without our father in Heaven

the Sun

there simply

is

no

one

son

without 14

there is no 15

without a spine

you cannot spin

all the way to

Spain

there is no force

without the source

of course

Chris

t

without the f

there’s nothing

left

nor

right

nor

wrong

nor

weak

nor

strong

mr. wong

no fuckin’ a

without the fuckin’

no kickin’ ass

without the suckin’

without flubbing

and fleeting

there

would

be

no

eating

the proof of the pudding, professor

without the farm

there’s no

alfafa

no aleph

without beth

no life

without

death

no before

without after

no within

without

without

and

without Thor’s dei

you can’t have Freya dei

no aphrodisiac

without Aphrodite

no veins in your

penis

without

Venus

without an f

a life is

a lie

excuse me

while eye

kiss the

sky