Without an f
A life is a lie
Without flocks
And filets
Flays
And flax
Flicks and
Flannel
Without
Fornication
Under
Consent of the
King –
F.U.C.K.
ing –
I do daresay
There would not be a thing
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
Without funny false etymologies
Bacronyms and backgammon
Without the fiery fountain of
Our first Father
Who art in Hea ven
In Hea rt
and in Hea d
Ab ove us
Abracadabra
Now here
Nowhere
Be
low
The Sun of G aaaaahhhh d
The Wizard of Ahhhhhh s
Without
her
O
There would be no one
You
Son
of a
Gun
Blaspheming
Nun on the run
Having some fun
Without the lumen
There can be no lemon
Newman human
No lemur no fossil no femur
No elements to lament
Without an f a life is a lie
Without influential mellifluousness
Maleficence and beneficence
Bafflement and befuddlement
Without the firmament
The fixture and filament
You are bereft of
All mint and ment
Matt
Without Biff there’s no Griff
Without if there’s no whiff
Without a sift
Without a miff
Without a gopher
Without Christ opher
Without Jenn i fer
Luc i fer
Loafer and Stoffer
The factory in the furnace
Fame and Fortune 500
Flavonoids hemorrhoids
And ster
oids
Without
Fromm and high falluting
Frozen frontiers
Without failure there can
Be no success
Without falling there can
Be no rising
It’s obvious unless
You are obliv i o us
Fella
Without an f
A life is a lie
Without Terra
There is no Firma
No fabulous
Without fab
No frigging
Without rigging
No mesenceph
Aton
Without an encephelon
No tetragrammaton
Without
Aton
There simply can be no
life
Without the
f
Cliff
O ye of little
A life is a lie without an
f
