Without an f

A life is a lie

Without flocks

And filets

Flays

And flax

Flicks and

Flannel

Without

Fornication

Under

Consent of the

King –

F.U.C.K.

ing –

I do daresay

There would not be a thing

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

Without funny false etymologies

Bacronyms and backgammon

Without the fiery fountain of

Our first Father

Who art in Hea ven

In Hea rt

and in Hea d

Ab ove us

Abracadabra

Now here

Nowhere

Be

low

The Sun of G aaaaahhhh d

The Wizard of Ahhhhhh s

Without

her

O

There would be no one

You

Son

of a

Gun

Blaspheming

Nun on the run

Having some fun

Without the lumen

There can be no lemon

Newman human

No lemur no fossil no femur

No elements to lament

Without an f a life is a lie

Without influential mellifluousness

Maleficence and beneficence

Bafflement and befuddlement

Without the firmament

The fixture and filament

You are bereft of

All mint and ment

Matt

Without Biff there’s no Griff

Without if there’s no whiff

Without a sift

Without a miff

Without a gopher

Without Christ opher

Without Jenn i fer

Luc i fer

Loafer and Stoffer

The factory in the furnace

Fame and Fortune 500

Flavonoids hemorrhoids

And ster

oids

Without

Fromm and high falluting

Frozen frontiers

Without failure there can

Be no success

Without falling there can

Be no rising

It’s obvious unless

You are obliv i o us

Fella

Without an f

A life is a lie

Without Terra

There is no Firma

No fabulous

Without fab

No frigging

Without rigging

No mesenceph

Aton

Without an encephelon

No tetragrammaton

Without

Aton

There simply can be no

life

Without the

f

Cliff

O ye of little

A life is a lie without an

f